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RichardPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 143
AvatarLet down by my height yet again :(
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Mon 11th Feb, 2008
1:56pm
Edited by Richard on Mon 11th Feb 2008, 1:56pm
XianPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 41
how tall are you? other geeky factors might make up for lack of height...
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
1:57pm
Dick JohnsonPost subject: Re: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 879
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Xian wrote:

Wanted: Geek(s) for possible sexual experimentation

Said friend is beautiful, funny, with a wonderful figure incl. enormous breasts.

Geeks with keen interests in warhammer, firefly, computer programming and anime are actively encouraged to apply.

Certain restrictions apply:
- Applicants must be taller than 5'8"
- Applicants must have a respectable level of personal hygeine
- Applicants who own ankle-socks need not apply (as ankle-socks are a sure sign of non-geekiness)

I wouldn't be up for rocking her world, but I do feel discriminated against for though I am slightly over 5'8" and hygienic, I recently bought a few pairs of ankle socks.

I've heard things like "beautiful, funny, with a wonderful figure incl. enormous breasts." uttered by women before. Perhaps "average, irritating, large". Is she desperate?

Before I get hunted down and sat on by this fat chick, I am deliberately trying to be annoying.

Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
2:01pm
Edited by Dick Johnson on Mon 11th Feb 2008, 2:03pm
Where Am IPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 757
AvatarLike G, I feel discriminated against: I pride myself on my geekish ways but do in fact own a few pairs of ankle socks.... obviously I only wear these under my sandals.
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
3:08pm
XianPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 41
ah ok well socks and sandals is obv a sign of true geekiness so i guess that one is allowed!
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
3:20pm
XianPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 41
it's also a sign you are about 50 years old as well... good thing we didn't put an age limit! :P
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
3:20pm
EmmaPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 116
AvatarHmmm, Xian, Im afraid your friend is somewhat misguided...ankle socks??! As seen above no self respecting man (geek or otherwise) would admit to owning a pair. I always thought they were meant for women who wanted to show off the length of their legs (obviously heeding previous cosmo article on "how ankle socks revolutionised my pulling ability at the gym" - calf length socks make your legs look short dont you know) whilst still remaining hygenic.
Although it is also probable that G and Hayden have also read said article.
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
3:26pm
Edited by Emma on Mon 11th Feb 2008, 3:32pm
XianPost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 41
I was just thinking about all those lovely geek boys 'playing' football with their socks pulled halfway up and looking completely ridiculous.. bless'em
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
3:31pm
SignePost subject: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 432
Avatarworship ankle socks!
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Mon 11th Feb, 2008
4:02pm
AthrunPost subject: Re: Re: Warwick Canoe Singles 
Posts: 116
AvatarI feel these two comments are directly related:
Emma wrote:
ankle socks revolutionised my pulling ability at the gym


Signe wrote:
worship ankle socks!
Posted:
Mon 11th Feb, 2008
10:25pm

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