The Water Polo (gag gag spluter hurl) team are going to be performing a deliciously mysterious ritual known as CIDER HANDS. This fantastical event shal be taking place in my kitchen tonight [mon11] as one of my housemates is a dirty swimmer. I know this is late notice, but i would be thrilled if anyone would like to join me in showing those speedo wearing freaks who's best! What cider hands entails: I'm not sure of the rules that this lot will be playing to but you basically strap a bottle of cider to each hand and start consuming. toilet use is obviously slightly impeaded as are most menial tasks. You are not allowed to remove the bottles untill they are empty. What you will need: 2 x bottle of cheap dry cider. [my advise is less than 2L each] K would not be frouwned appon. 1 x lack of self respect and a shed load of fighting spirit. the event will kick off from about 8 o'clock onwards. If you are a non drinker, come along and play with milk! respect to anyone that nails 8 pints of milk. Disclaimer: this a not an official "Club Social". this club does not condone "binge drinking" or loutish behaviour. sensible levels of consumption for a man is 3 units a day, for a woman 2 units. | 
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