Canoe NewsGarage clear outPosted By: Hadyn On: Thu 18th Sep, 2014 11:35pm

Hi all

Ever had that worrying feeling that your returning to Uni a week early and wont have anything to do. Fear not for I have an exciting oppotunity just for you guys. 

This Sunday (21st September) I will be having a big clear out of the Canoe Club Garage at Westword as kit has just been dumped infront of all the boats. I will be there from 10am so if you have a few minutes or hours to spare this Sunday your help would be highly appeciated. 

We will be checking equipment and thowing anything out anything which is no longer fit for pourpose, sweaping out the garage and then replacing the kit in a more organised mannor while making sure the nventory records are up to date. All in all im hoping it won't take too long and many hands make light work. 

Kind regards from your new Kitler 

Hadyn xx


 First term socialsPosted By: Lauren On: Tue 16th Sep, 2014 9:31am

Hiya all,

Apologies to those of you to whom this doesnt apply.

This term’s first few socials are all about snatching them young and retaining as many freshers as possible  On that note, could I ask everyone to be nice and accepting (you all are anyway, just reminding to learn names and faces and engage with freshers after pool sessions in pub etc)  if we could all make a concerted effort to appear friendly juring the first few weeks then, once we have them hooked, you can reveal your ice cold hearts. 

Lets attend the duck after every session in the first few weeks (I know this is hard on those from Leam but please try and stay for one drink (soft or real) just so people get to meet you off the water  ) 

The plan so far:

Oldies Social Thursday 2nd 7pm at the Jug in Leam, with an eye on heading to Neon. So please wear decent clothing (jeans not trackies, smartish shoes )

Bar crawl of some description round Leam week 3 thursday

Hi-vis POP! Week 4 (nice and easy to identify everyone) BUY THESE TICKETS QUICK‼! Stating that you are from ‘Canoe’ pretty please! BUY AWAY! They are selling out fast!

Week 6 fireworks! Venue tbc.

A few non alcky socials dotted around here and there

Timetravel POP! Week 9 

With pub sessions after pool sessions 

cannot emphise enough about the WEEK 4 POP! Ticket purchasing urgency!

Loads of loath,
Social secs Lauren and Jamie 


 Epic PartyPosted By: Lauren On: Wed 11th Jun, 2014 7:46pm

Hey guys and gals,

Exams are finished, the sun’s shining…. It’s time for EPIC PARTY!

Drinks, BBQ, Croquet, bouncy castle and MORE!!

Where? Leam Rugby club. When? 7pm, Thursday 26th June.

Sign up and pay before 23rd June to get the early bird price of £30. Any later and you’ll have to pay the higher price of £35 (so get your shit together!!). You can pay any member of the exec (but preferably our able treasurer Sam).

If you’re lucky enough to have a mate you want to bring you’ll need to do one sign up for you and one for your plus one on the website.

And as to be expected, you’ll still have to pay if you drop out!

See ya there,


Lauren and Jamie xx


Polo NewsSummer PoloPosted By: Anja On: Tue 27th May, 2014 6:50pm
For everyone who is around over the summer: Holiday polo will be on!

The booking is confirmed for the following sessions. So put them in your diary!

Tuesday 1st July – 20:00-21:30
Wednesday 9th July – 20:30-21:30
Tuesday 15th July – 20:00-21:30
Wednesdays 23rd July-24th September inclusive – 20:30-21:30

Please fill in the doodle (link below), so we can make sure there is always enough people for the session to go ahead.


Polo NewsMoney owed to Polo... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Posted By: Elvis On: Sat 24th May, 2014 7:01pm
Hate to do this - those of you who owe polo money need to pay me back before the end of term. The exec decided that you wouldn't be able to sign up for surf trip otherwise.

Cloughy £43
James £67.60
Bryce £15
Madi £10
Maraiga £23
Potter £30
Blackers £15.60
Iain £15.60
Tom £27.60
Shaun £12
Screamer £12
Nicole £12 
Jamie £7
Deller £7
Nathaniel £7 

This is especially important if you're a finalist! 
Also, please pay me for fantasy league! (Jevon, Nicole, NJG, Bryce, Abi, Madi, Screamer, Tom, Thrumpton, Lauren, Einstein). Feel free to pay me for the balls too. 

Ed x

"I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you pay me back now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you." - Bryan Mills, Taken, 2008.

 Nene TripPosted By: Jevon On: Thu 22nd May, 2014 3:55pm

On the 25th June (Wed wk 10) we will be heading to the Nene Whitewater Centre for a fun filled afternoon of races and playing or general kayaking. 

Please meet at the sports centre at 3pm.

The cost of the trip is £5. This includes transport and course hire, so is great value for money!

If you'd like to come please sign up by here: link

We have the course from 5pm to 7pm will be back on campus around 8.30pm to 9pm.




 Surf trip and Surf trip T-shirtsPosted By: Gabs On: Wed 21st May, 2014 10:51am
It is almost that time of year again when Warwick Canoe head down to the Welsh coast for some hard-core kayaking and a bit of drinking (may be the other way round, I forget). I’ve been informed that the campsite at Newgale has dried out and so that is where will be again. Dates for this trip are Friday 20th of June ‘til Monday 23rd.

We are hoping to have enough drivers sign up so that we can take 2 buses with one leaving on the Friday morning at about 10am and a second leaving Friday evening at around 6pm. On the way back (again, drivers permitting) one bus will leave on Sunday and the other on Monday.

Therefore, there are 4 sign ups. Please sign up to one bus for the journey there and one bus for the return journey. Signups wills close midday on Wednesday 28th of May to allow us time to organise the faffy transport.

Journey there sign ups (sign up to one):

Return journey sign ups (sign up to one):

Please be aware though, if there are not enough drivers/people to make one of the journey options viable we may have to remove it. But we will do our best to accommodate everyone!

The costs for this trip will depend on what you need but a quick breakdown is:
Around £20 for transport (to be confirmed depending on what transport actually happens).
£5 per person per night for camping

If you would like a surf-trip t-shirt with everyone’s funny names on (whether you are going on the trip or not), you must buy them direct from the SU website ( You select your size option in the checkout. Signing up for the trip on the canoe website does not order you a t shirt! Everyone that wants a t-shirt must buy it through the SU website!!



Canoe NewsHoodies have arrivedPosted By: Tom Jin On: Fri 9th May, 2014 2:11pm
The canoe hoodies have arrived. Everyone who ordered one should have received an email. Collect them in the usual place.

Canoe NewsDoggy Paddle, Woof WoofPosted By: Gabs On: Fri 9th May, 2014 11:00am
Sunday Week 4 (next week), or Sunday 18th May for those who shun the Warwick Week system, sees the return of Doggy Paddle.

Doggy Paddle is a yearly event in which canoeist of all ages paddle the 18 miles from Leamington to Stratford to raise money for the guide dog's association.

It's a largely flatwater paddle, with a few weirs and one compulsory portages (around the trebuchet of DEATH!!!).

Beverage is often close to hand in an buoyancy aid pocket (Although I could not possible condone an alcoholic beverage being consumed on this day trip).

It's a relaxing, fun break from Exam/Revision stress and a great opportunity to take the duo!

The Cost:
-£10 in entry fees which goes straight to the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association.
-Final transport costs will be worked out when we know numbers, but the last three years it has been £5

Sign up deadline is Monday mid day (but please sign up sooner than that) so we can finalize transport arrangements.

Lots of love,

 Term 3 SocialitivityPosted By: Jamie On: Tue 6th May, 2014 5:17pm
Goodday all, 

Not too exciting, socials will most likely consist of (vaguely optional) pub time after pool sessions as we're all in that wonderful world of revision, so encourage your fellow floaters to accompany Jamie on pub expeditions. 
There's often biscuits (guess what flavour) and if thats not an incentive I don't know what is! honestly pub's pretty fun and there's no pressure to even have a drink :) (or stay for long (as long as you say goodbye so we don't end up sitting eagerly awaiting your return)) :) 

POP! - Wednesday - Week 9 (18th June) – Purchase those tickets now! (non-circling, we will enjoy the british summer with an outdoor circle) – Theme: SUMMER!/Beach wear 
Epic Party! – Thursday 26th June - fun fun fun in a field 

cya socially, 
lots of love, 
your social secs; 
Lauren & Jamie

Polo NewsFantasy Teams!!Posted By: Nicole On: Thu 1st May, 2014 12:05pm

Please post any queries by starting a thread in the forum. This post is form TEAMS POSTS ONLY

Here are players’ values as voted by you! (in millions)

Matt Blackmore - £9.88

 Rob Neave - £9.35

Andy Clough - £9.26

Matt Byrne - £8.53

Dom Stone - £8.15

Rich Beckett (Einstein) - £8.05 

Matt Clough (Baby) - 7.68 

Gabs Kempski - £7.45

Rich Potter - £7.23

Adam Talbot (Screamer) - £7.03

Jamie Anderson - £6.83 

Madison McDonald - £6.58

James Stockton - 6.30

Anja Humpert - £6.00

Nicole Close - £5.55

Rob Chamerlain (Red) - £5.39

Jevon Adams - £5.30

Nathaniel Green - £5.30 

Dan Scott - £5.14

Katie Edwards - £4.84

Jess Williams - £4.65

Ed Antram - £3.37

Sam Davies - £3.24 

Mark Hadley - £3.20

Abi Richardson - £3.16

Hadyn Parker - £3.05

Tom Hall - £2.76 

Kathryn Styan - £2.58

Lauren Gaines - £1.70

(Thanks Peeg for the info!)

And now the part you’ve all been waiting for; the battle of wit, arithmetic, nerves and sheer luck. Set to be the training ground of both polo coaches and venture capitalist of the future. You don’t need to be a competitor to have a flutter, all are welcome.
This season’s hottest polo tournament, the Warwick Rage League is shaping up to be the biggest tournament ever. Take your time, follow your instinct, get in their quickly with your best entry or, hold back and watch how others enter first – the choice is yours. You are welcome to enter as many times as you wish.

Entry Fee: 
Teams cost £2 to enter. There is no limit on the amount of entrants per person.


• Teams may not be the same as someone else’s - 1st post on the forum 1st served 

• Team value may not exceed £40 million
 • Teams may not contain more than 3 players from the RAGE team

• Teams must include 7 players
• Elect a team captain from your squad of 7 - Their score will be doubled

• All entries must be posted on this news thread by 16:00 Tuesday week 3. Teams will be input based on posts at this time. Up to that point you are free to edit/withdraw your team.

• If a player withdraws from competition (the whole league, not just one week) due to injury then they will be replaced in any fantasy teams by a random player of the highest possible value not exceeding the value of the injured player

• There will be 2 stats takers and refs per game chosen by the exec. Their decisions are final.

Points are awarded as follows: 

• Goal 5 points

• Assist 3 points (an assist is any piece of play that leads directly to a goal eg. Pass or GOOD breaking up of zone)

• Save 2 points (any stopped shot on target)

• Man/woman of the match 5 points (as decided by tournament organisers/ exec, anyone I deem important enough to appoint this duty on the night)

• Green Card -1 point

• Yellow Card - 3 points

• Red Card - 10 points

• Appearance + 1 point 

• A players (real life) teams goal difference is added to their score (if they played in the match.) i.e. No appearance = 0 points regardless of the goal difference as they weren't responsible for it. Appearance and 3 - 2 victory = 1 (appearance) + 3 (goals for) - 2 (goals against) = 2. Appearance and 4 - 1 loss = 1 (appearance) + 1 (goals for) - (4 goals against) = -2


Prizes (as a percentage of entry money) Top scorer etc. Will be taken from fantasy league entrants only. Most cards will come from anyone you have been warned - play fair boys and girls

• Winner of fantasy league - 40 %

• 2nd in fantasy league - 25%

• 3rd in fantasy league - 10%

• Last in fantasy league - 5%

• "The Glory Hog Award" (Top scorer) - 5%

• "The Team Player Award" (Top assister) - 5%

• "MVP" (Highest fantasy points) - 5 % 

• "The Wise Buy Award" (Best points/cost ratio) - 5%

• "The Naughty Boy Award" (Highest negative points for cards) - Paddle (dirty)

(Ignore the percentages I did in the last post/email - we are now going on these ones)

Some Interesting Stats

The total value is £167.5 million

The mean player value is £5.8 million making Anja most average player in the club by mean.

The median value is £5.5 million making Nicole the median player when ordered by value.

Closing Remark
As Henry Clay once said;
“Statistics are no replacement for judgement”

Choose wisely and may the best team manager win.


Polo NewsRAGE League teamsPosted By: Nicole On: Wed 30th Apr, 2014 12:27pm
Your RAGE league teams, as based on the averages of your ratings, are as below. RAGE league starts next week. As soon as we have sorted out fantasy league stuff we should get an email out to you about that as well. I might also give you more interesting team names when I get around to it.

Team 1 Blackmore Gabs Potter Red Jevon Mark Abi
Team 2 Neave Baby Screamer Nicole Nathaniel Sam Hadyn
Team 3 Cloughy Beckett Jamie Anja Dan Ed Tom
Team 4 Bryce Dom Madi James Katie Jess Kathryn Lauren

Next week the first match will be Team 1 vs Team 2 and the second match Team 3 vs Team 4. If you are in the first two teams especially please arrive promptly.

 Elections!!Posted By: bilbo On: Mon 28th Apr, 2014 5:02pm
Good afternoon everyone!
Just a reminder about Elections this Thursday at 7pm at the Robbins Well in Leamingon in you're finest suits and dresses.
Lots of people have expressed an interest in running so I hope you've all prepared your song and you're jokes!

Also, the people running for President we're asked to submit a manifesto so here they are! This gives you a chance to think about who you want to be head of the club and what you think they can bring to the position!

Jevon 'Jebend' Adams:
If I become president I feel there are a few main areas of the club that I’d like to improve. These are to focus on the development of intermediate members of the club, organizing more courses suited to them, with a few trips to white water centers being a possibility, as well as developing beginners as we have been doing this year. I’d also like to keep the club more in the loop and sooner about what is happening with trips and courses. Having being on the exec this year I feel I have a good knowledge on how most things work and how I can make the improvements outlined above. I’d like to be president so that I can give back to club as I have thoroughly enjoyed being a member these past two years. I look forward to being part of the club next year and hope you’ll choose me to be your president!

Gabriel Kempski:
When I first came to Warwick I was excited to find there was an active canoe club so that I could continue the sport I've loved doing since I was 10! I'm really keen to help as many people as I can to get involved and to enjoy kayaking as much as I do, and above all, that's why I would like to be president. As coaching sec last year, I implemented the structured coaching for Monday's pool sessions and I received feedback from numerous people that they found them helpful and made them keen to participate more. I'd like to ensure that opportunities to progress through the sport remain available next year through both internal coaching and external courses. As president I would work closely with the new exec to continue improvements in this area as well as continuing to give support for more advanced paddlers and trainee river leaders. I really feel that Warwick Canoe has so much potential to be an even better club than it already is. With my enthusiasm, organisation and integrity I know that I can help to further develop the club, starting with a big recruitment drive, great socials and engaging pool sessions at the beginning of term 1.​

Canoe Polo
Anja Humpert:
Warwick Uni Canoe Polo is an excellent club and I would like to keep it that way. I have greatly enjoyed the last two years of being a member. My main goal is to recruit as many new members as possible (especially women). Hopefully we get enough to even get a second evening pool session, so that we could have more structured training and coaching as well as plenty of time for games. I am also keen to keep all the good tournaments in and out of Warwick going. I am looking forward to another year of polo!

Matthew 'Bryce' Byrne:
no manifesto submitted

So see you all on Thursday for an alchohol fueled evening!
Kedwards xx

Canoe NewsChanges to week 2 pool sessionsPosted By: bilbo On: Fri 25th Apr, 2014 6:16pm
Hello guys and gals

We've been asked by Water Polo if they can have our pool session on Wednesday week 2 as they have a BUCS final against Sheffield. As we're lovely we've said thats fine and have swapped it for their pool session on Friday 8:30-9:30


Galw'r heddlu
Bilbo xx

 Term 3Posted By: bilbo On: Sat 19th Apr, 2014 8:37pm

Hello everyone, hope your Easter has been chocolate filled

Term 3 is generally a bit quieter for socials and trips because everyone has exams, so here's a quick run down of what to expect this term:

  • Our Wednesday sessions have changed to the slighly more socialbe time of 8:30 - 9:30, although the Wednesday Session week 1 has been given to Polo  in preparation for BUCS
  • The Thursday pool session has also changed for week 1 only to 3:30 - 4:30
  • Thursday week 2 is ELECTIONS!! Wooo! We'll be sending out another email with more details about that, so in the mean time get practicing your songs and jokes!
  • Doggy Paddle on the 18th May, again we'll send out another email closer to the time
  • Surf Trip will be the weekend of week 9
  • And Epic Party week 10!

See you all soon!

Biblo xx


 Next week's pool sessionsPosted By: Nicole On: Sat 19th Apr, 2014 1:39pm
Hi all, hope you've been having a great Easter break! This coming Wednesday, for one week, canoe have kindly given us their session so that we can have extra practise time before BUCS. The session time is 8:30-9:30. Please be there ready 5 minutes early so that we can set up goals etc and make the most of the time we do have. When you get to the pool, please help with getting the ladders, goals and ropes out, getting boats down from the balcony or getting balls out BEFORE you sort out personal kit. It's not fair on those setting up for the session if they miss out on their choice of kit because they were setting up for everyone else. If you are unsure how to assist, then please actively go and ask someone who does know, and learn how to tie the ropes and ladders etc and don't just stand around on the side. This week's Tuesday and Wednesday session are only open to people playing on BUCS teams so we can get all the practise time possible. See you all soon!! Timmy x

 Canoe HoodiesPosted By: Meriel On: Thu 3rd Apr, 2014 11:26pm

Hello all!

An email was send round, but here it is again for those who missed it. The hoodies webpage is finally up, so you can go order yourself a warwick canoe hoodie. Due to the popularity of the two designs, we decided to include both - you can choose whichever one you want! As ever, other choices include colour, name etc so you can really pimp it up as much as you want. 

Simply go to: link   

Once on the page, go to Warwick University societies, where Warwick canoe is listed. The hoodies will be dispatched soon after April 18th, so they should arrive near the beginning of term. 

Have a great holiday folks!


Polo NewsRAGE league and fantasy teamsPosted By: Nicole On: Tue 1st Apr, 2014 10:27am

Post BUCS we will start with our summer RAGE league. We sort 4 teams based on how you rate each other as players so that the teams are as even as possible and people of all abilities can play, then each team plays one game a week as part of the league, with the other games in the session being just for fun. 

We will also be doing a fantasy polo league where you get a certain amount of money with which to buy players (values as determined by the ratings you give each other for RAGE league) who get points for goals, saves, assists etc. If you want to play in the league please sign up on the trips section of the website. It doesn't matter if you can't make some of the weeks as there will probably be 6 weeks worth of matches, but don't sign up if you're going to be away all term as there will still be games every week for people not playing in the league. The cost of entering the fantasy league is £2 with the winner receiving 60%, 2nd place 30% and 3rd place 10%. 

Please sign up by 19th April so that we have time to arrange teams and send out details for setting up fantasy league teams. We will start with RAGE league in Week 3 of next term. 

Timmy x


 Elections!Posted By: bilbo On: Wed 12th Mar, 2014 11:27am
Good Morning!

Next term we run our annual elections night (dates aren’t set yet but it will be around the first few weeks of term 3 so keep an eye out at the beginning of term 3 for an email with more details about the night).
So if you were thinking about running for a position on the exec I highly recommend it! It’s a great way to have your say in how the club is run and looks great on your CV. There are lots of positions available so you can pick the one that sounds best to you. The club needs an exec full of team players, people who are committed to the club and their exec position and who are generally not an arse!

The positions are:
President– general organization and running of the club
Vice President – general organization and running of the club
Treasurer – looking after the clubs accounts and budgets
Secretary – take minutes at meetings and sort out club clothing
Kit Secretary – ensure all kit is in decent condition and order new kit as needed
Coaching Secretary – organize pool sessions and courses throughout the year
Tour Secretary – make sure Scotland Tour is amazeballs

President – general organization and running of the club
Treasurer – looking after the clubs accounts and budgets
Secretary – take minutes at meetings and sort out club clothing
Kit Secretary – ensure all kit is in decent condition, fix boats and order new kit as needed
Coach – run drills and organize games at pool sessions, plan tactics talks
Tournament sec – organize Warwick Tournaments and external tournaments throughout the year

Joint positions
Social sec (x2) – being fun
Webmonkey – keeping the website up to date and ringing Tom Jin/Greg/Webbo when it all goes wrong

There’s more information on each position here: link

If you’re thinking of running for president then you’ll need to submit a short manifesto of why you think you’d be best suited for it (only a paragraph, 200 word limit).

Also there’s a slight change this year, at the beginning of the evening we’ll hold a vote on whether or not to change the position of ‘webmonkey’ to ‘mediamonkey’. Mediamonkey will be the same as webmonkey, with the added responsibility of keeping the media side of things up to date, e.g making sure someone’s taking photos on trips/socials and uploading them to the website.

If you have any questions about the positions then reply or ask the current exec (you can see who is who on the exec page of the website or on the facebook page).
Also if you’re planning to run for anything pleeeeease reply to this email and let me (or any exec member) know so we can make sure each position is filled.

Iechyd da
Bilbo x

 Canoe Polo Hoodies :D :D :DPosted By: Stabby On: Mon 10th Mar, 2014 5:20pm

Hi guys :)

If any of you have been wondering how you can get one of the polo hoodies all you have to do is log on to this shop here:

You can choose sizes and colours and what name you want embroidered on it as well as pullover or zippy :)

You need to have placed your order on the website by Monday 24th March (two weeks time)!! Then the hoodies will arrive for the start of term :D

If anyone has any issues then let me know!



 Week 10 SocialPosted By: Jevon On: Mon 10th Mar, 2014 1:27pm
What? Pre tour sociableness pub grub followed by drinks
When? 8pm on Saturday 15th
Where? Benjamin Satchwells and where the night takes us.

 Easter Holiday PoloPosted By: Matt On: Fri 7th Mar, 2014 1:34pm
Hello Poloers some of you might be getting a bit worried that the end of term is approaching and that you won't be able to play any polo whilst the holidays are on...

Never fear, this post is to tell you that we have two sessions a week planned for the easter holidays, namely these will be:

Tuesdays 20:00 until 21:30
20:00 until 21:30

Hope to see as many people as possible at these sessions getting some solid training in for BUCS which is now only 7 weeks away...

 Hoodie design votePosted By: Jevon On: Fri 7th Mar, 2014 12:14pm
If you'd like a say in which design gets put on hoodies this year please head to the Facebook page and vote for one design.

 RAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEPosted By: Nicole On: Tue 4th Mar, 2014 9:59am


It's getting to that time of year where we need distraction from work/ exams... So, to deal with all this stress, we will be having our next RAGE! Tournament of the year!

This is a tournament open to everyone. The teams will be mixed ability and pre-tournament banter is encouraged.

What: RAGE! Tournament
When: 11th March 2014, 20:00 - 22:00

What do I have to do to play? Go to the website, click Trips on the left hand side and sign up under "RAGE! Tournament, Spring 2014". If you have any problems, email me. 


Sign up by Friday 7th March to be assigned a team. 

Any questions, let me know! 

Timmy x


 Pop!Posted By: Jevon On: Mon 3rd Mar, 2014 11:58am
This week we are doing Pop! Theme:ABC (anything but clothes) Time: 7pm There are still a few circling tickets for sale (as of this morning) so if you don't have one, get one NOW.

 Polo Rashies!! :)Posted By: Stabby On: Wed 19th Feb, 2014 1:14pm

Hellllooooo :)

You may have seen many of us around the pool in our blue Warwick Canoe Polo Rash vests and now is your chance to own one as well :D

If you want a rash vest this year then please post below on the website with your size S, M, L, XL... by MONDAY 24th FEBRUARY!! Then we can get them for BUCS!! :)

They will cost between £15 and £20 depending on numbers.




Polo NewsBUCS Canoe Polo and Referee's Course!Posted By: NJG On: Thu 13th Feb, 2014 2:26pm

Hello all!

BUCS Canoe Polo is on the 25th - 27th of April this year, held once again at Hatfield Water park nr. Doncaster.

This is a fantastic weekend of competitive polo, copious alcohol consumption (and not always in that order!!), and a cracking party. Last year, we had a great success with the A team taking home a Silver medal, the Ladies taking 5th and the B's 3rd, let's try for an even better result this year, and as far as I can see there's nothing to stop us achieving that!

So, to get involved (and you really should), all you need to do for the moment is reply to this e-mail or post on the relevant thread on the Canoe site to express your interest.

Now the important bit:

As well as having the opportunity to bring home some medals, you have the chance to become a qualified refereee for the very low price of only £12 (or £20 if you want a whistle and cards as well). There might even be some funding from the club for people this year because we are running short of referees at the moment and every team we take to a competition 'needs' to have a referee in order to play!

The long and the short of this e-mail is:

Reply (or post on the site) A.S.A.P if you want to do the Referee's assessment at BUCS and reply/post but-not-so-ASAP if you just want to play!

Let's win some (more) medals!


P.S. If you want to do the referees course, you will be leaving on Friday Morning to make sure we are there on time for the theory part of the course!

 Real AlePosted By: Jevon On: Mon 10th Feb, 2014 7:34pm


 The time has finally come! Real Ale (this Thursday 13th) is here!

 It will be a night filled with ale, wine, cider and the hog roast is back.

 We will be going to The Duck for dinner before hand and then heading to copper rooms at 6pm for real ale.

 If you want to come to The Duck get there for 5pm if not we’ll see you in the queue just before 6pm or come and find us when you get in. We’ll be the big group in kayaking t-shirts.


See you there!!

 Cheers! Iechyd da! Prost! Sante!

 Jebend and Gabs x


Canoe NewsFirst Aid Course and 2 Star DeadlinePosted By: Gabs On: Thu 6th Feb, 2014 1:34pm
So first thing is 2*; deadline for signing up is Friday 14th Feb (Friday week 6). If you’re still wavering about whether you should or not, then do it! It’s a really good (and cheap) opportunity to get your 2* and get some feedback off a qualified coach. It’s also a requirement should you ever want to get your level 1 coach qualification. 

Secondly, on the 17/18th of May (end of week 4, term 3), the canoe club is organising an outdoor first aid course. It’s a 2 day course that takes place in Leamington and I’ve heard only good thinks about the course and the first aid trainer that takes the course. 

Here is a review from our very own Anja Humpert:
“I did my first aid course last summer at the Leamington Boat Centre. It’s a Kayaking specific one, which is great; especially if you are refreshing your first aid. It goes well beyond those few minutes of first aid you are usually facing in the city until the ambulance arrives; as it can take them a very long time to reach you on a river. The course is a good mix of theory and role playing scenarios. Everything is done in full Kayaking gear to experience all difficulties that come with it. It’s a great course independently of your Kayaking abilities and since it’s just around the corner, I highly recommend signing up for one.” 

Obviously as Anja says it is kayaking specific, but the course will still be appropriate should you need a 16 hr first aid course as a prerequisite other qualifications, as the theory for first aid is the same whatever situation you are in. 

Again, this is a really good value course and the club has decided to subsidise it so it costs just £75 per person! 

Unfortunately as the price of the course is dependent on numbers, if you sign up, you are committed to pay unless you can find someone to take your place. 

Sign up is on the website here

Deadline for signing up to the first aid course is Friday 21st February (Friday week 7). 

 Gabs x
1 comment

 Canoe Hoodies designsPosted By: Meriel On: Tue 4th Feb, 2014 6:08pm

Hey guys, It's that time of year again!

It is of course, the fabulous club hoodies (I am sure you are all very excited). However, the design on the back is open for competition - so if you've been itching for that chance to leave your mark upon canoe, here is a concrete way of doing it! Submission closes next friday, and the best design will be chosen by the exec. Either post your design on the facebook page, on this thread, or send it to me (if you don't want to unveil your amazing design too early). 

Have a great week and don't forget to pull your pens and crayons out!

1 comment

Canoe NewsScotland TourPosted By: Stu On: Tue 28th Jan, 2014 10:36pm
Hello boys and girls! 

So its Scotland tour at the end of this term, our biggest and greatest tour ever and anyone would be a crazy fooooool to miss it. 

We will be leaving for Nethy bridge on the 16th of March where we will spend four wonderful days kayaking and drinking fine alcoholic beverages. At which point we will leave for our second bunkhouse near Fort William returning back to Warwick on the 24th. Potential rivers include: The legendary Etive and the gorge section of the Spene. 

The only requirement of tour is that you've been on at least two trips with us, or one trip with regular pool session attendance. If you are still unsure about your tour eligibility contact me or a member of the exec. 

Scotland tour signups are going live Wednesday at 3pm, so make sure you signup quickly as we places will be given on a first come, first serve basis!

The cost of tour will be £225 each. This will cover all the usuals such as transport, kit hire, accommodation etc etc. Remember to factor in some spending money as well for food, drink, pub meals and anything else your hearts may desire.

Also provided at the first bunk-house are kegs of extremely desirable ale, which we need to order before we arrive. So can you please post below if you would like to be involved in the ale so we can try and calculate how many kegs to get, cost of ale will be calculated on the tour so you only pay for what you drink. 

Any other questions about Scotland tour, please post below or direct them in my direction (or another member of the exec). Remember signups at 3pm tomorrow.

Your loving tour-sec Stu x

Canoe News2 Star and White Water Safety and Rescue placePosted By: Gabs On: Tue 28th Jan, 2014 12:27pm


Why not get a recognised certificate to prove you’re a decent paddler? On the 1st March (end of week 8) there’s an opportunity to get your BCU 2 star certificate which is appropriate for any club member who’s been to some pool sessions (email me if you’re not sure). We have gone through the majority of the syllabus during the pool sessions already, but we will have a ‘brush up session’ some point this term, as well as being given some coaching on the day itself. It’s a really good idea to get some BCU ‘stars’ as it’s a good indication of how you’re progressing through the sport, and a chance to get given some advice by a qualified coach.

The course will take place just on the Saturday (10:30 to 4:30) and it all happens from the boat centre in Leamington, so you won’t lose a whole weekend. A lot of the course will be subsidised so will cost a maximum of £40, but hopefully it will cost less since the price is dependent on how many people sign up!

Sign up HERE if you’re interested, but there is an absolute maximum of 8 people so it’s first come, first served!


Also, there is one place left on the White Water Safety Rescue course that has been organised for 8th and 9th (end of week 5) of February in North Wales. We’ve managed to get the course at an incredible price, less than £80 per person! But again, it could cost less due to subsidies. Accommodation will also be cheap as we will be staying in a scout hut. It would take the usual form of a club trip; leave on Friday and come back Sunday evening but with the chance to get some hugely useful skills from some top coaches. If you’re interested in this WWSR course please email

Gabs x


 EN ES ARPosted By: bilbo On: Mon 20th Jan, 2014 5:25pm

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is almost up on us.....for the National Student Rodeo!!!!!!

Possibly the best trip of the year (I say trip, I mean party)
It is the largest kayaking event in the country (and claims to be the largest student kayaking event in the universe). It's a weekend of freestyle kayaking competitions that any one can enter, regardless of your abilities as the competition is split into novice, intermediate and advanced categories. So you get to watch Freshers in fancy dress jumping out of their boats and blowing kisses to the judges and some freestyle pro's showing us how its done. 

NSR takes place on the 7th, 8th and 9th of March (week 9) at HPP, the artificial white water course in Nottingham (which means you can stay in bed until 3pm if you like, which is a canoe club novelty). The trip will be around £50 and depends on numbers, which includes transport , camping, a meal on Saturday, entry to one event and entry to the party on both Friday and Saturday night, the theme this year is Heros and Villans!

Registration opens on the 27th January and a sign up is now open on the website so you have until then to make the right decision (I know you will). Once you've signed up you can expect your emails with more information at the begining of March. 

Lots of small Welsh love

Katie xx


Canoe NewsBUCS SlalomPosted By: Tom Jin On: Wed 15th Jan, 2014 2:49pm

BUCS Canoe Slalom is nearly here!

On the 14th and 15th of February (weekend of week 6) the club will be heading to the Tees Barrage for 

President Dan


I have no idea who these people are.

at the Tees Barrage.

Since this is a BUCS event the university subsidies much of the cost. Subject to sufficient numbers this should be a £10 weekend + your own food and drink. 

This is open to people of any experience and the weekend is a lot of fun. Signup will go online tonight after the pool session and entries will be sent off in a weeks time.


ps. If you went last year: We will be using a warmer bunkhouse.


 SocialsPosted By: Jevon On: Wed 8th Jan, 2014 6:02pm

We now have a final list of all socials for this term, they are as follows:

Week 1: Curry, Thursday

Week 2: Laser quest then Harvester, Thursday

Week 3: Pub Golf, Friday meet at 7pm in The Duck
Theme; ancient time periods:
1st years: Vikings
2nd years: Romans
Final years (3rd and 4th): Egyptians
Post grads and old gits: dinasaurs
(extra hole for lack of fancy dress or pre bought costumes) 

Week 4: Pop!, Wednesday
Theme: What you wanted to be when you're grown up

Week 5: Food then iceskating(8-10 pm), Monday

Week 6: Real Ale, Thursday we'll be having a meal in The Duck before most likely

Week 7: Polo social

Week 8: School days, Saturday pre drinks at jeb-end et als, get there from 7.30pm ish, we shall be consuming from then anyway!!

Week 9: Pop!, Wednesday

Theme: abc (anything but clothes)

Week 10: Film night 

Remember to buy tickets for POP! and School Days now to avoid disappointment.


 Cardiff Uni Canoe Polo tournament!Posted By: NJG On: Wed 8th Jan, 2014 3:52pm

Cardiff University have once again invited us to their weekend tournament on the 28th - 30th of March 2014. The more astute members here will probably notice that this puts it bang in the middle of our Easter break. However, it is well worth going to if you can as it gives you a chance to practice outside, on a full size pitch in a full tournament conditions before you get to BUCS a month after this.

The important things you need to know:

The accommodation is camping, so you need a sleeping bag and a roll mat. Let me, or Matt (Baby) Clough know if this is a problem as we can probably find one for you!

The tournament is open to the A team, the B team and the Ladies. Ladies I believe someone has already started sorting your team out?

The party: Noah's Ark themed party on the Saturday night

The cost: 
£23 per person - this is your camping ticket for Friday and Saturday nights, party ticket and food ticket for Saturday dinner.
There maybe a small cost per person to cover team entries, but it shouldn't be much more than £5. The more people we have per team, the cheaper it is for everyone!

Signup here: link if you wish to go. Once you are signed up, please do not drop out unless you can get someone to take your place!



Canoe NewsMontane JacketsPosted By: Dan On: Mon 2nd Dec, 2013 11:50am
Hello All!

As some of you may have heard, every year we order montane jackets. Here is the link:link
You can have them in multiple colours, red, black or green, and they will have your name on the front and the Warwick canoe logo on the back. As you can see they will be great for keeping warm on trips, and you will no longer have to feel jealous of older members swanning around in their jackets. 
The cost will be 79 pounds, which is less than last year, and quite cheap considering they cost over 100 quid normally. 
In order to get the cheaper deal, we need over ten people. So please get interested folks! If you want one of these there is a sign up online now at link To select what size and colour you want please put that in the medical conditions section of the sign up. We are aiming to have the jackets arrive at some point next term so the order will be being placed at the end of week one next term so please make sure to sign up before then if you want one. 
See you all at christmas dinner! (and if not I wish you a happy studying session)

Archive: [ Goto page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88 Next ]

RSS Webfeed