Canoe Club News

Meal after giving blood

Katie — Fri, 11 May 2012 14:16:06 +0100

Plan is to head to the Benjamin Satchwell after donating this Wednesday (16th). Anyone not giving blood but would like to come is welcome, we should be done by 8pm at the Royal Spa Centre.�Reply if you'd like to come to the meal so I have rough numbers to warn of our arrival!

Pay Your Dues!

Eugene — Mon, 07 May 2012 01:28:53 +0100

Hola!

Hope everyone is having an awesome Bank Holiday. It has come to my attention that the following people owe the treasury of Warwick's most awesome canoe polo team money! So...please bring your cheque/cash to the next polo session or we may have to send Abi to terrorise you.

Abi �2

Andy Clough �19.80

Baby Clough �10.20

Becky �10.70

Bryce �29

Dan Scott �9.60

Darling �10.20

Deller �10.20

Eugene �10.20

Harriet �2

Jess Williams �19.20

Jo �19.20

Madi �21

Nicky �52.90

Nicole �9

Screamer �22.20

Tom White �9.60

Yellow �10.20

You can check the breakdown of your debts in the email sent, or you can just trust me not to embezzle your money. Have an awesome bank holiday!

Cheers,
Eugene

Pay Your Dues!

Eugene — Mon, 07 May 2012 00:56:29 +0100

Hola, everyone who still owe the club money, please bring it to the next polo session. If not, Abi shall terrorise you (:

BUCS Shirt

ULU

2nd NL

3rd NL

4th NL

2nd Cheltenham

3rd Cheltenham

Cheltenham Entry

Total

Nicky

12

12.50

9.20

10.20

7

2

52.9

Nicole

7

2

9

Madi

12

7

2

21

Andy Clough

9.60

10.20

19.8

Baby Clough

10.20

10.2

Yellow

10.20

10.2

Tom White

9.60

9.6

Bryce

9.20

9.60

10.20

29

Darling

10.20

10.2

Dan Scott

9.60

9.6

Jess

10.20

7

2

19.2

Jo

10.20

7

2

19.2

Harriet

2

2

Becky

8.70

2

10.7

Abi

2

2

Eugene

10.20

10.2

Screamer

12

10.20

22.2

Deller

10.20

10.2

Thank you very much!

Election Results

Chunderboy Jr — Fri, 04 May 2012 14:14:27 +0100

So, many of you probably awoke this morning with few memories of the night before but a vague feeling of dread that you may have foolishly decided to run for something on the exec. So here it is for the record, and yes YOU are responsible for voting this lot in!�
Canoe�President - Screamer�Vice - Greg�Secretary - Aleks�Treasurer - Rapey DanKit - Alex "Eric" BakerCoach - NathanielTour - Long Game
PoloPresident - EugeneSecretary - BryceTreasurer - AbiKit - Jedi Master Dave SparlingKit - Padawan James StocktonCoach - BlackersTournament - Jo
Batting for both teamsSocial - StabbySocial - BilboWeb - Zippy

Fantasy Rage teams

Einstein — Tue, 01 May 2012 23:13:38 +0100

HeyThe results are in and the teams are as follows�Warwick WarriorsValue (millions)

Matthew Blackmore�14.52

Matt Clough�11.87

Thomas White�11.65

Adam Talbot�10.22

Josie Beever�8.93

Nathaniel Green�7.13

Nicola Woodcock�7.10

Jennifer Grant �2.33

�Stoneleigh SlayersValue (millions)

Graham Roberts�14.43

Dom Stone�12.08

Alex Chamberlain�11.09

Madison McDonald�10.42

Matthew Rogers�8.93

Nicole Close�7.37

Sam Lowe�5.97

Abi Richardson�3.15

�Coventry CrusadersValue (millions)

Andrew Clough�14.09

Robert Neave�12.27

Joerdis Burmeier�11.05

Richard Potter�10.23

Eugene Ng�8.71

Erin Dilger�7.42

Mark Hadley�5.96

Harriet Pearce�5.13

�Kenilworth KillersValue (millions)

Richard Beckett�12.80

Matthew Byrne�12.73

Dave Sparling�10.78

Robert Deller�10.65

Jessica Williams�7.89

Daniel Scott�7.54

Katie Edwards�5.72

James Stockton�5.34

The rules for picking your fantasy teams are:�Teams cost �1.50 to enter. There is no limit on the amount of entrants per person.Teams may not be the same as someone elses - 1st post on the forum 1st servedTeam value may not exceed �65 millionTeams may not contain more than 3 players from a real life teamTeams must include 8 playersElect a team captain from your squad of 8 - Their score will be doubledAll entries must be posted on this news thread by 1915 Tuesday week 3. Teams will be input based on posts at this time. Up to that point you are free to edit/withdraw your team.If a player withdraws from competition due to injury then they will be replaced in any fantasy teams by a random player of the highest possible value not exceeding the value of the injured player.�Points awarded as follows.�Goal 5 pointsAssist 5 pointsSave 2 pointsMan/woman of the match 5 pointsGreen Card -1 pointYellow Card - 3 pointsRed Card - 10 pointsAppearance 1 pointA Players (real life) teams goal difference is added to their score (if they played in the match.) i.e. No appearance = 0 points regardless of the goal difference as they weren't responsible for it. Appearance and 3 - 2 victory = 1 (appearance) + 3 (goals for) - 2 (goals against) = 2. Appearance and 4 - 1 loss = 1 (appearance) + 1 (goals for) - (4 goals against) = -2�Prizes (as a percentage of entry money) (Top scorer etc. Will be taken from fantasy league entrants only. Most cards will come from anyone you have been warned - play fair boys and girls)Winner of fantasy league - 40 %2nd in fantasy league - 25%3rd in fantasy league - 10%Last in fantasy league - 5%�"The Glory Hog Award" (Top scorer) - 5%"The Team Player Award" (Top assister) - 5%"MVP" (Highest fantasy points) - 5 %"The Wise Buy Award" (Best points/cost ratio) - 5%"The Naughty Boy Award" (Highest negative points for cards) - Paddle (dirty)��Some interesting stats: the mean player value is �9.23, with the mean player Screamer.Josie is the median player.The most expensive club are the coventry crusaders and the cheapest club are the Stoneleigh slayers.�Have fun picking your teams.�Einstein�

Elections!!!

Gregory — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:54:30 +0100

It's Election time again!!!

This Thursday, 7pm Robin's Well. Be there or be attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis

It's cheap drinks night but say your with Warwick Canoe or Canoe Polo and you'll be let in free of charge (the powers our name has)

Hisses and Evil Glares
Gregory
>:-(

Doggy Paddle

Gregory — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:55:43 +0100

Hey Boys 'n' Girls,

Sunday Week 3, or Sunday 13th May for those who shun the Warwick Week system, sees the return of Doggy Paddle.

Doggy Paddle is a yearly event in which canoeist of all ages paddle the 18 miles from Leamington to Stratford to raise money for the guide dog's association.

It's a largely flatwater paddle, with a few weirs and one compulsory portages (around the trebuchet of DEATH!!!)

Beverage is often close to hand in an buoyancy aid pocket (Although I could not possible condone an alcoholic beverage being consumed on this day trip)

It's a relaxing, fun break from Exam/Revision stress and a great opportunity to take the duo or the open!

The Cost:

�10 in entry fees which goes straight to the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association.Final transport costs will be worked out when we know numbers, but I will be very shocked if it works out at more than �5 each.Sign up is on the website now, please sign up asap so we can finalize transport arrangements.

Hugs and Kisses
Gregory
xxxxxx

Rage League

Einstein — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:56:42 +0100

Hey

After an excellent performance at BUCS this weekend it's time to start thinking about our yearly rage league. We sort 4 teams based on how you rate eachother as players so that the teams are as even as possible and people of all abilities can play, then each team plays one game a week as part of the league, with the other games in the session being just for fun. We will also be doing a fantasy polo league where you get a certain amount of money with which to buy players who get points for goals, saves, assists etc, but I'll give you more details on that when I know who's playing. If you want to play in the league please sign up on the website. It doesn't matter if you can't make some of the weeks as there will probably be 6 weeks worth of matches, but don't sign up if you're going to be away all term as there will be games for people not playing in the league. I'll be starting to sort out teams this weekend, so if you could sign up by Thursday evening please that would be great.#

Any questions email me at r.a.beckett@warwick.ac.uk

Einstein

Give Blood!

Gregory — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:36:39 +0000

Wednesday Week 4, Term 3 (elsewise known as Wednesday 16th May 2012), Canoe and Canoe Polo will descend upon Leamington and give away pints rather than receive them. I am (unfortunately) referring to pints of BLOOD, not Alcohol.

So if your able to Give Blood

1) Go to link

2) Search CV32 4HN

3) Book into LEAMINGTON SPA ROYAL SPA CENTRE (on the 16th May) for 7pm +/- 30 minutes, 7:30pm is the latest they will accept appointments.

Simples!

Also, if you can't/don't want to give blood, don't worry - Please still come as emotional support for those who are and we will then probably go somewhere for food and (not necessarily Alcoholic) drinks.

Book your appointment NOW, don't rely on being able to show up on the night, the times I've been there before, they have been full in advance.

If you happen to be O- or B- please do this, the NHS have put out a special appeal for such donors.

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White Water Safety and Rescue Course

Gregory — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:56:05 +0000

Chris Eastabrook is running a white water safety and rescue course especially for us, which is a really flexible course, beneficial for maximising white water skills.� The course dates would be 9th-11th April.� Its �130.00 per person, but if you are not a finalist half of it can be claimed back from Warwick Sport.� This is really good opportunity for some advanced training. Signup before this Friday to register interest.

Sign up can be found here. link