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MattPost subject: ELECTIONS CANDIDATE 
Posts: 282
Warwick Canoe Polo Club EGM to elect a new Canoe Polo President 

I now have a complete candidate list for the election of a new CanoePolo Club President.  

There is only one candidate standing,therefore your choice will be between the candidate 
and to re-opennominations.  We still need your vote. 

The candidate standing for the post of President is Signe Groze. 

I have included below a copy of the small speach I will make onSigne's behalf shortly 
after holiday polo. 

You may vote for either SIGNE or to R.O.N. NOW. You may either:- 

- Vote in person following polo this evening 
or 
- E-mail your vote to me at M.C.Gill@warwick.ac.uk clearly statingONLY your choice. 

Any votes received after 10.00 pm on Thursday 27th September willnot be counted. You may 
not vote more than once (by e-mail or in person). I will be checking this! 

Matt
Posted:
Wed 26th Sep, 2007
6:55pm
Edited by Matt on Wed 26th Sep 2007, 7:06pm
MattPost subject: Re: ELECTIONS CANDIDATE 
Posts: 282
SIGNE SAYS:

Dear club,

I would very much love to be here tonight. Unfortunately this was
not possible. Yet you all have already known me for some time, so
please just imagine my presence best you can. You’ll know I‘ve been
quite involved with the club before and a polo enthusiast ever since
my first year.  A few things besides the day to day organisation
that I would love to do as president would be to really focus on
equal opportunities and regaining Friday pool sessions. I would also
try to organise regular Wednesday Leam training with the aim to pack
your time with as much polo and tournaments as one can manage.

Now…  I found a light bulb joke about playboaters and slalom
paddlers, and
couldn‘t resist adding on one about polo players… So

How many playboaters does it take to change a light bulb?
9; 1 to change it and 8 to lie about the size of the hole..

How many slalom paddlers does it take to change a light bulb?
4; 1 to change it and 3 to go: Nice Turn. Nice Turn. Nice Turn.

How many polo players does it take to change a light bulb?
5; 1 to approach it with a paddle and 4 to shout  ‘‘Hands!‘‘.

(Of course it’d also depend on how many they have broken…)

And finally…

A poet I am not, so I'll keep it short,
I would much rather be playing, this fantasitc sport.
Kit sec is one job I've already done,
and all the time I had great fun
I bought a combat and revenge, two shiney new boats,
one of which even still floats!
So for president please vote Latvia
I'll do my best for the club and all of ya!
Posted:
Wed 26th Sep, 2007
6:59pm
Edited by Matt on Wed 26th Sep 2007, 7:01pm