My friends, the time has arrived to announce your brothers in arms. They say that blood is thicker than water, and trust me by the time this is through there will have been enough blood spilt to test that theory. The teams have been named after their nominal captains, but feel free to rename as you feel fit! The teams were chosen through roughly seeding each player based on ability and then names were randomly selected from a hat by my esteemed housemates, so if you feel the teams are unfair, go find my housemate (or stop whining!).

Team 1 - Blackmore's Bitches.

Blackmore

Iain

Dr. John

Dunphy

Madi

Jurga

Mofo

Team 2 - G's gimps

G

Webbo

Dom

Rob Deller (ella ella)

Alex C

Potter

Helen

Team 3 - Chloe's C*nts

Chloe

Saxby

Matt C

Toob

Nigel

Pete

Jenna

Team 4 - PGL's peodos

PGL

Ralph

Bradley

Rogers

Adam

Sam Pilgram

Rachel

Those are the teams, go forth and inflict as much pain as possible!

p.s. can everyone try their best to get there early on tuesday (say 7 o'clock) so that we can get set up as quick as possible and get started on time so as to fit all of the games in. The games will be 6 minutes each way (subject to change!) and if teams are level on points it will go to goal difference, goals scored, goals conceeded, cards awarded and then a coin flip. Hopefully this wont be needed as my team will beat all comers anyway! A playlist and schedule will be sorted out soon - bear with me, im tired and hungover!