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| Adam | Post subject: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 519 |
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 | I can't make it, but if the party I have to be at fizzles out (which I expect it will do) I'll come find you guys in your more-than-sober state.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
11:03am |
| Matt | Post subject: Re: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 144 |
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 | Adam wrote: | if the party I have to be at fizzles out (which I expect it will do) |
so why cant you come?
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
11:06am |
| Robb | Post subject: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 884 |
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 | I like the idea than drunkenness is somehow 'more' than sober.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
1:12pm |
| Adam | Post subject: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 519 |
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 | Matt wrote:I have to at least show my face, since it's a 21st and I did say I would.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
1:33pm |
| Cloughy | Post subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 1123 |
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 | Adam wrote:
I have to at least show my face
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Hire someone to have expensive plastic surgery to look like you for the duration of pub golf - then when you are finished return and hope the party host is drunk enough to believe that you were there the whole time. Of course this plan back fires when the afore mentioned person manages to steal your identity and set off with the aim of ruining your fine reputation as revenge for permanently disfiguring them.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
1:56pm |
| Adam | Post subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 519 |
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| Cloughy wrote:
...and set off with the aim of ruining your fine reputation...
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Not a problem.
Cloughy wrote:as revenge for permanently disfiguring them. |
More of an issue.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
2:05pm |
| Robb | Post subject: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 884 |
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| Just don't go. Then when they ask why you didn't come just tell them you were there. Tell them it so fiercely and angrily that they daren't argue.
'I WAS AT YOUR FUCKING PARTY! I DRANK THE FUCKING PUNCH! I DANCED TO THE FUCKING MUSIC! YOU AND I SHARED MANY MAGIC FUCKING MOMENTS! Then I touched your girldfriend and had to leave... HOW CAN YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN?! AAAAARGH!'
That sort of thing ought to do it.
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
5:21pm |
| manof | Post subject: Re: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 623 |
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 | Thrumpton Potter wrote:
Anyway I get back at about 7:30, so will probably meet you guys in Leam!
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
7:06pm |
| Einstein | Post subject: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 3341 |
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 | manof you can dress as some kind of useless emergency service, like... Amateur radio emergency communications or Civilian Traffic Officers (ref: wikipedia)
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
7:10pm |
| PGL | Post subject: Re: Pub Golf | |
| Posts: 1803 |
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 | Manof - St john's ambulance
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Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
7:24pm |
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