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GPost subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 2180
AvatarCloughy wrote:


Hire someone to have expensive plastic surgery to look like you for the duration of pub golf - then when you are finished return and hope the party host is drunk enough to believe that you were there the whole time. Of course this plan back fires when the afore mentioned person manages to steal your identity and set off with the aim of ruining your fine reputation as revenge for permanently disfiguring them.


Get valmorphised. But then hope your boss doesn't say "Gary.... Now..." with a terrible ending.

I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
And I know I know I know I know I know I want you


Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
7:31pm
ScamrassPost subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 949
AvatarG wrote:

And I know I know I know I know I know I want you

Who's is this directed at? I hope you're not looking at me!

Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
11:22pm
EinsteinPost subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 3341
AvatarScamrass wrote:

Who's is this directed at? I hope you're not looking at me!

that seems unlikely

Posted:
Mon 23rd Nov, 2009
11:28pm
CloughyPost subject: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 1123
AvatarThat would be looking at the mirror then?
Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
9:10am
GPost subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 2180
AvatarScamrass wrote:
Who's is this directed at? I hope you're not looking at me!

You wish.


Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
9:27am
ScamrassPost subject: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 949
AvatarFireman Sam!
And his engine's bright and clean.
Fireman Sam!
You can not ignore,
Sam is the hero next door.
Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
12:37pm
The BaronPost subject: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 806
AvatarThe Fancydress Express will be stopping on campus again from 11 on wednesday and will be ready to meet your every need (yes, every need!).If you mention who tipped you off you may even get extra special treatment!

Remeber you want to be looking your very best for what will probably be the greatest night of this term.
Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
1:06pm
CloughyPost subject: Re: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 1123
AvatarThe Baron wrote:
Remeber you want to be looking your very best for what will probably be the greatest night of this term.


Because you certainly wont by the end of it!

Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
2:24pm
The BaronPost subject: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 806
Avatarexactly!
Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
2:35pm
FingersPost subject: Re: Pub Golf 
Posts: 752
AvatarDoes anyone have any floor space I might be able to borrow after pub golf please?
Posted:
Tue 24th Nov, 2009
9:01pm

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