I'm sure you're all well aware that Surf trip tshirt names were dreamt up by your fellow canoe club deities....
Since I'm about to pack my laptop away and go to Austria for two weeks, I figured it was fitting to advise you of the names. I shall dispense this advice......now:
Andrew ‘cotton picker’ Clough
Graham ‘nearly a docter, still a legend’ Roberts
Peter ‘AWOL’ Kennedy
Matthew Soman-y jokes, so little space
Rich ‘face for the radio’ Clabon
Madi ‘cracker’ McClough
Rachel ‘long distance’ Smith
Dom ‘short leash’ Stone
Barry Baz Bobby Barack Obama Clough
‘Raging Cow’ Matt Blackmore
Richard ‘bantersaurus’ Beckett
Nigel ‘way off the’ Markey
Sarah ‘the temptress’ Blair
Andy ‘one for the road’ Moffatt
Screamer ‘Adam’ Talbot
Dave ‘club Darling’ Sparling
Stephen ‘BongBong’ Brown
Jördis ‘die Kanone Mark-2’ Burmeier
Amba ‘MIA’ Coleman
Erin ‘funn bags’ Dilger
Erin ‘3hrs’ Dunn
Alex ‘Neville’ Chamberlain
Matt ‘Clear Blue’ Bryce
Sam ‘what’s he Dunn’ Smackrash
William ‘Celebacy*’ Buck Rogers
David ‘any hole’s the goal’ Smith
‘N’ Ellie ‘the elephant’ Kyle
Eilidh ‘Alpaca’ Larmour
Alice Corbett-Lawson
Greg ‘Salad Fingers’ Lawson-Corbett
Charlie ‘is she Welsh? Her surname is’ Jones
Callum ‘duck on vallium’ Young
Robb ‘if there’s going to be a 3rd person in our relationship, God can’t be it’ Dunphy
Vincent ‘bottle cap’ Smith
Robert ‘should have gone to University’ Steele
Alfie ‘amish’ Hatt
Tomrob White ‘Waste’
Robtom ‘Chubby D’ Deller
Mysterious ‘ly absent’ Joe
Jon ‘House Husband’ Bradley
Steph ‘the longest 9 months of Bryce’s life’ Anstey
Fred ‘Borat’ Lehman
Rich ‘I can do science me’ Pingram
Thrumpton ‘-1’ Potter
Dave ‘nothing to serious, please’ Kaye
Ruth ‘is now Dr’ Nicol
Harriet ‘Don’t mention the R-word’ Pearce
Owen ‘easily confused for Soman’s girlfriend’ Jones
Iain ‘Gary Glitter’ Embrey
Greg ‘oldilocks’ Chandler
Katheryn ‘still ginger? Seriously?’ Mcgeough
And one final thing, cheers for an awesome year and I hope you all have amazing times in the years you have left at Warwick.