Hello there.

You may have heard rumours or even received an e-mail informing you about the canoe club elections. Details are:

Meet at 18:00 in The Bar on Wednesday week 20 to get to the Farmhouse in Canley at 18:30 for a meal followed by elections. Be ready with your poems/songs/jokes if you are standing!

Now it gets difficult. As we are going to be such a massive group, they need to know food orders before hand, I think it means we get served within 24 hours. Soooo, please pick food from: http://www.hardysandhansons.plc.uk/aspx/menu_main.aspx?menuid=1 and desert food from http://www.hardysandhansons.plc.uk/aspx/menu_main.aspx?menuid=4 and send your choices, by e-mail and only by e-mail, to me, to this address:

I need this information by Thursday at 18:00 at the latest so I can check it with the Farmhouse people.

I now feel it's time for some hollow threats to try and emphasise the seriousness of not getting me the information on time. Please do not be late. I'm guessing a man who will remain un-named will send me a meaningless text on Monday morning with something like "dude man so late sorry food don't know hamster ceiling tractor lesbian sweet!" but spelled worse, so don't be surprised if he turns up in a wheel-chair.

Graham